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Created page with "Hark, non-believers and mouth-breathers. Listen to thine tale of six badass dames that smell like cool ranch Doritos and fuck like alligators. This is the tale of '''''the Broadswords'''''. Follow them on their journey to escape from King Gizzard and his lizard league and cross the border into the land of Glamrock! ==The Broadswords== ''STARRING'' * ''Bratmobile'' aka '''Jane Doe''' as ‘The Fighter’ Played by Amber * ''Bikini Kill'' aka '''Rosalind Young''' as ‘..."
 
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Hark, non-believers and mouth-breathers. Listen to thine tale of six badass dames that smell like cool ranch Doritos and fuck like alligators. This is the tale of '''''the Broadswords'''''. Follow them on their journey to escape from King Gizzard and his lizard league and cross the border into the land of Glamrock!
Hark, non-believers and mouth-breathers! [https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ48PMNapQHaQTa3eeeQyzFwRX3HxyyBY Listen] to thine tale of six badass dames that smell like cool ranch Doritos and fuck like alligators. This is the tale of '''''the Broadswords'''''. Follow them on their journey to escape from King Gizzard and his lizard league and cross the border into the land of Glamrock!


==The Broadswords==
===The Broadswords===
''STARRING''
''STARRING''


* ''Bratmobile'' aka '''Jane Doe''' as ‘The Fighter’
* ''Bratmobile'' aka '''Jane Doe''' as ‘The Fighter’, Played by Amber
Played by Amber


* ''Bikini Kill'' aka '''Rosalind Young''' as ‘The Bard’
* ''Bikini Kill'' aka '''Rosalind Young''' as ‘The Bard’, Played by Nikki
Played by Nikki


* ''Le Tigre'' aka '''Philomena ‘Phineas’ Carusso''' as ‘The Druid’
* ''Le Tigre'' aka '''Philomena ‘Phineas’ Carusso''' as ‘The Druid’, Played by Marita
Played by Marita


''Mommy Long Legs'' aka '''Mother''' as ‘The Paladin’
* ''Mommy Long Legs'' aka '''Mother''' as ‘The Paladin’, Played by Sarah
Played by Sarah


''Pussywagon'' aka '''Penelope''' as ‘The Rogue’
* ''Pussywagon'' aka '''Penelope''' as ‘The Rogue’, Played by Chelsea
Played by Chelsea


''Heavens To Betsy'' aka ''Rebecca Ross'' as ‘The Artificer’
* ''Heavens To Betsy'' aka ''Rebecca Ross'' as ‘The Artificer’, Played by Jacqui
Played by Jacqui


''Baby Doll'' aka '''Cole Young''' as ‘The Kid’
* ''Baby Doll'' aka '''Cole Young''' as ‘The Kid’, Played by Kent
Played by Kent

Latest revision as of 14:58, 15 July 2025

Hark, non-believers and mouth-breathers! Listen to thine tale of six badass dames that smell like cool ranch Doritos and fuck like alligators. This is the tale of the Broadswords. Follow them on their journey to escape from King Gizzard and his lizard league and cross the border into the land of Glamrock!

The Broadswords

STARRING

  • Bratmobile aka Jane Doe as ‘The Fighter’, Played by Amber
  • Bikini Kill aka Rosalind Young as ‘The Bard’, Played by Nikki
  • Le Tigre aka Philomena ‘Phineas’ Carusso as ‘The Druid’, Played by Marita
  • Mommy Long Legs aka Mother as ‘The Paladin’, Played by Sarah
  • Pussywagon aka Penelope as ‘The Rogue’, Played by Chelsea
  • Heavens To Betsy aka Rebecca Ross as ‘The Artificer’, Played by Jacqui
  • Baby Doll aka Cole Young as ‘The Kid’, Played by Kent